Well I be much happier if I’d had my mug on time. Actually, I’d be a lot happier if I’d had my fucking mug at all. – How would you describe your experience with us overall (for our review page)?

Get me a me mug, a refund and never ever contact me again you utter scumbags. Read the email about being unlucky one of your customer service operators sent me. – Is there anything else you’d like to tell us?

• 10/10 – How easy was it to buy from us?
• 0/10 – How well did we keep you informed?
• 0/10 – How happy are you with your purchase(s)?