My daughter hates penguins. No, straight up really can't stand 'em. Your waddling penguin Bastard mug was a stroke of genius for a Crimble pressie. Tempted to get a chip stealing bastard one, bloody shite hawks... The mug arrived perfectly intact packaged in its polystyrene housing. Swift delivery, easy website. On behalf of peguin haters everywhere, I thank you. x – How would you describe your experience with us overall (for our review page)?

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