I'm tempted to say haddaway and shite man, but I won't. I mean, how sad is it for a 61 year old bloke to still find Viz funny after all these years? Anyway, the whole experience was basically the Dog's Bollocks. – How would you describe your experience with us overall (for our review page)?

The wife thought it was funny too, thank god. – Is there anything else you’d like to tell us?

• 10/10 – How easy was it to buy from us?
• 10/10 – How well did we keep you informed?
• 10/10 – How happy are you with your purchase(s)?