Well, pretty great really, considering I usually won’t respond to anyone who calls shopping an ‘experience.’ I bought some good stuff, delivered quickly and does what it says on the label. But please remove the word ‘experience!’ – How would you describe your experience with us overall (for our review page)?

Yes. Amongst my friends are three knights of the realm. I make fantastic Yorkshire puddings. A famous member of Slade copped off with my girlfriend during a party after a show where I interviewed them for local radio in 1973. – Is there anything else you’d like to tell us?

• 9/10 – How easy was it to buy from us?
• 9/10 – How well did we keep you informed?
• 10/10 – How happy are you with your purchase(s)?