You sell things and I decided to buy some of them. I almost didn't but then I did. I needed to buy gifts but thought your stock was too expensive and wasn't going to bother. But then I realised I couldn't be arsed spending any more time looking for gifts so bought your stuff anyway. You shouldn't regard it as a complement. Your material is amusing but not that funny. – How would you describe your experience with us overall (for our review page)?

Just to repeat, your stock is too expensive. Bet you don't show this to your ex-partner whom you are still trying to impress. – Is there anything else you’d like to tell us?

• 8/10 – How easy was it to buy from us?
• 5/10 – How well did we keep you informed?
• 6/10 – How happy are you with your purchase(s)?